{"id":221,"date":"2016-04-28T23:05:59","date_gmt":"2016-04-28T22:05:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lf-s.co.uk\/wordpress\/?p=221"},"modified":"2016-04-28T23:05:59","modified_gmt":"2016-04-28T22:05:59","slug":"who-the-fudge-wants-to-be-normal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lf-s.co.uk\/wordpress\/who-the-fudge-wants-to-be-normal\/","title":{"rendered":"Who the fudge wants to be normal."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\">Okay so I went to the gym today feeling a bit flat to be honest. I&#8217;ve had to go to see a physiotherapist because I&#8217;ve got a pain in my knees which has been ongoing for some time and was starting to make me want to give it all up . I have to admit that even though I don&#8217;t consider myself a gym bunny \u00a0and still don&#8217;t consider the gym to be my comfortable domain it was a lovely vibe in there today that was until my coach Pom FinishStrong Tutt, who had colluded with my physiotherapist to conjure a plan who&#8217;s evilness could not be surpassed by even Satan himself \u00a0informed me that today&#8217;s session would mainly be on the Power Mill! &#8230;.. \u00a0For those of you who are not familiar with this piece of gym equipment it was designed by Beelzebub in order to punish the innocent. \u00a0it is a perpetual set of stairs, a set of stairs that never ever ever stops it just keeps rolling round and round and round until you&#8217;re dissolved by your own sweat I actually thought I was going to puke a lung at one point. When asked by Pom the magnificent how I felt \u00a0he seemed almost gleeful at my answer of &#8220;I feel sick&#8221; for my coach is a very good sadist. However my tale of woe does indeed have a happy ending after doing 30 flights of stairs (which to some may not sound a lot) \u00a0I&#8217;m managing not to puke a lung Ivan actually sailed through yes I said it sailed through 100 kettle bell swings and I have to say they were easier this time. \u00a0 My word of the day is growth . \u00a0Sometimes the improvements aren&#8217;t always ones that you see in the mirror sometimes is a little achievements sometimes a big achievements going from flat to 30 flights and 100 kettle bell swings for me is a big achievement still smiling at the end big aceivment, \u00a0 Managing to tweet a sneaky sweaty face to picture in the gym without being caught small achievement. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\">Additionally, and the reason for today&#8217;s blog title, on discussing what I&#8217;ll be doing in the gym tomorrow Pom \u00a0started tagging on little bits and pieces &#8230;.extras to what I&#8217;ve been doing so far all in the name of growth &#8230;.. &#8220;it&#8217;s Friday tomorrow&#8221; I said &#8220;most normal people will be out drinking partying and enjoying themselves&#8221; to which Pom Tutt \u00a0replied &#8220;who the fudge (cleaned up for the benefit of the delicate) wants to be normal, I don&#8217;t wanna be normal do you wanna be normal ?&#8221; \u00a0I&#8217;ve had a good Ole think about that since he said it and I have to say no I don&#8217;t want to be normal I want to be exceptional!! .<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-222\" src=\"http:\/\/lf-s.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/image-225x300.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lf-s.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/image-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/lf-s.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/image.jpeg 720w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\">Look at his face &#8230;Punisher! But I love to hate him\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay so I went to the gym today feeling a bit flat to be honest. I&#8217;ve had to go to see a physiotherapist because I&#8217;ve got a pain in my knees which has been ongoing for some time and was starting to make me want to give it all up . 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